Ominous positivity
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You will be okay. You have no choice.
Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it.
You will succeed. It is inevitable.
IT WILL GET BETTER
OR ELSE
me: pets my dog so gingerly and sweetly as to not hurt his delicate puppy bones
my dog: headbutts me in the ass so hard i go flying forward three feet and smashes my head against the hardwood
